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NO BUT YOU ALL NEED TO UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNY THIS IS THEYRE LITERALLY FILLING A ROBOT WITH BULLETS, LIKE BULLETS THAT YOU FIRE FROM A GUN. NOW NORMALLY FIRING A GUN TRIGGERS THE BULLET TO EXPLODE CREATING A PRESSURE THAT CAUSES THE TIP OF THE BULLET TO BE FORCED OUT OF THE BARREL AT A HIGH SPEED. 

WHaT CAVE JOHNSON’S TURRET’S DO IS LOAD A TON OF FUCKING BULLETS INTO THE CASE OF THE SENTRY LIKE IT”S A GODDAMN GUMBALL MACHINE AND THEN USE A FUcKIN SPRING LOADED PISTON TO FIRE IT THAT IS SO UNNECESSARY AND INEFFECTIVE LIKE NO WONDER CHELL CAN RESIST SO MANY BULLETS THE LIKELIHOOD ITD CAUSE ANYTHING MORE THAN A BAD BRUISE IS LIKE ONE IN A HUNDRED

4 hours ago on April 19th | J | 54,330 notes
(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ~『✧~*ABOUT YOU*~✧』
1. Are you more feminine or masculine?
2. Are you tall or short?
3. What’s your favorite color?
4. What do you love about yourself?
5. What’s your greatest flaw?
6. Do you see yourself differently than other people describe you?
7. What are you really, really good at?
8. What’s something you’re bad at, but love?
9. What’s something people have tried to force you to do?
10. How do you spend your free time?
11. Describe the way you dress in one sentence.
12. Have you ever gotten your nails professionally painted?
13. What is the most insulting thing anyone has said to you?
14. Favorite game?
15. What color is your hair?
(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ~『✧~*PHILOSOPHY*~✧』
16. Do you believe in god?
17. Is men’s rights a thing?
18. Does love really exist?
19. Can science explain everything, eventually?
20. Are we raised into what we love, or do we come to love it based on how we were raised?
21. How do you feel about the school system?
22. Do you believe in fate/destiny?
23. What is art?
24. Do we define ourselves, or does our past?
25. What happens after we die?
26. Do humans matter--tiny specs on a floating piece of rock in a solar 27. system in a galaxy in an infinite universe?
28. Is there good in everyone?
29. Does apathy really exist?
29. Is human life only valuable because our society makes it?
30. How do you feel about society, the vague “they” blamed for everything?
(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ~『✧~*LOVEY-DOVEY PREFERENCE STUFF*~✧』
31. What gender do you prefer?
32. What’s the first thing you notice about someone?
33. Could you love someone you found ugly?
34. Favorite hair color?
35. Favorite eye color?
36. Ideal height?
37. Describe, personality-wise, what your ideal boy/girlfriend would be like?
38. Describe, appearance-wise, what your ideal boy/girlfriend would be like?
39. What do you look for--brains or looks?
40. Could you fall in love online?
41. How much of an age cap can you handle?
42. How would you introduce yourself on a blind date?
43. Could you forgive a cheater?
44. Is lying about something serious as bad as cheating?
45. Right now, you could call the person you like/love (if you aren’t dating/engaged/married already), or show up at their front door, and just confess or kiss them or whatever. What’s stopping you?
4 hours ago on April 19th | J | 208,291 notes
jtotheizzoe:

Tripedal to the Metal
That’s some loco motion, huh? Found this neat little GIF showing how an ant’s legs move at a full gallop. While calmly strolling though the picnic grounds, ants have five of their six legs at a time in contact with the ground. But when it’s time to put the (tiny) pedal to the metal, they change their gait to this alternating tripod motion.
This pattern isn’t controlled by the insect’s brain, but rather by bundles of neurons in the leg called central pattern generators. While moving at such a clip, it just so happens that three legs is the minimum number it needs on the ground at a time to balance its rigid exoskeleton without toppling over.
Is that part of the reason that insects have six legs and not another number like four or eight? Or did the gait evolve to match the hardware? My guess is the latter, but I am not sure. What say you, insect folks? 
(GIF via NC State University)

jtotheizzoe:

Tripedal to the Metal

That’s some loco motion, huh? Found this neat little GIF showing how an ant’s legs move at a full gallop. While calmly strolling though the picnic grounds, ants have five of their six legs at a time in contact with the ground. But when it’s time to put the (tiny) pedal to the metal, they change their gait to this alternating tripod motion.

This pattern isn’t controlled by the insect’s brain, but rather by bundles of neurons in the leg called central pattern generators. While moving at such a clip, it just so happens that three legs is the minimum number it needs on the ground at a time to balance its rigid exoskeleton without toppling over.

Is that part of the reason that insects have six legs and not another number like four or eight? Or did the gait evolve to match the hardware? My guess is the latter, but I am not sure. What say you, insect folks? 

(GIF via NC State University)

15 hours ago on April 18th | J | 1,049 notes

smileandleadcustoms:

NEW ITEMS HAVE ARRIVED.
I have been a traditional and digital artist long before being a textile artist - so here’s something new to show even more of what I can do!


CUTIE PIE ZIPPER POUCHES! Professionally printed with artwork by yours truly.  
Made from high quality polyester, fully lined, and even padded to protect your items! Big enough to carry your 3DS (but not XL, I am ordering larger sizes though!), your smartphone, makeup, money/cards, or anything you could think of!

These pouches are test prints, I have new ones on their way to me which will be available VERY soon.

Pouches are available in my etsy shop! (Little Pumpkaboo currently not in stock but restocking soon.)
Please let me know what you think and other prints you’d like to see!

17 hours ago on April 18th | J | 679 notes

galaticannibalism:

plotsandplans:

never-faerie:

bakrua:

faggitvekubby:

imagine if people were born with traits based on their zodiac signs so like aries had ram horns and hoofs like a satyr and shit how rad would that be

i would be a giant fucking crab

I would be a mermaid.

I would have a jug of infinite water.

would i have fucking scales hanging from my hands 

i would be a virgin

17 hours ago on April 18th | J | 181,444 notes

i-am-funnier-in-enochian:

brownskinblackinc:

dice-my-pineapple:

taintingyourimageofperfect:

stability:

tylerchokely:

slaughterhouse-420:

i think about this a lot

WHAT THE FUCK

♬ you’ve got a friend in me ♬

Omg what

This Is still my favourite picture ever

The picture speaks for itself 

There’s a snake in my snake

1 day ago on April 17th | J | 190,903 notes

jaclcfrost:

a good response to the question “how old are you?” is something along the lines of “dunno i stopped counting after the first few centuries”

and it needs to be said seriously without smiling or humor or as casually as possible and followed by “so anyway” and a subject change as if it’s completely normal

1 day ago on April 17th | J | 27,255 notes

what a shock

i got accepted to ucf

exciting

1 day ago on April 17th | J | 1 note
posthumousmechanic:

Ok so this is a condom. I realize the picture is really shitty. So one brand condoms thing is that they have a different phrase with the word one on it on each condom. For example some say one happy camper or all for one or something like that. This condom says “all men have one” on it. And thats really bad because actually, no, not all men have a penis. Im really upset because i generally like this brand but heres some casual cissexism. And coming from a company thats entire business is sex, thats a major problem. Ugh i am not explaining well but i am sad.

im an idiot and posted this to the wrong blog

posthumousmechanic:

Ok so this is a condom. I realize the picture is really shitty. So one brand condoms thing is that they have a different phrase with the word one on it on each condom. For example some say one happy camper or all for one or something like that. This condom says “all men have one” on it. And thats really bad because actually, no, not all men have a penis. Im really upset because i generally like this brand but heres some casual cissexism. And coming from a company thats entire business is sex, thats a major problem. Ugh i am not explaining well but i am sad.

im an idiot and posted this to the wrong blog

1 day ago on April 17th | J | 10 notes

107422:

this is a goddamn national travesty

1 day ago on April 17th | J | 15,526 notes