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guribot:

when did video games get so realistic

11 hours ago on September 1st | J | 130,341 notes
11 hours ago on September 1st | J | 2,296 notes

hhantu:

franfrancatman:

My dad and I made this fishtank for my mum for Christmas a few years ago with dollhouse furniture. I thought it was pretty rad

i cant believe your mom is a fish

1 day ago on August 31st | J | 267,794 notes

pokemon-personalities:

I REMEMBER WHEN I WAS 7 OR 8 AND MY PARENTS TOLD ME I WOULD GROW OUT OF POKEMON

HAHA

3 days ago on August 30th | J | 9,989 notes

thesushiowl:

An immortal being has the ability to share their power with one soul and make them immortal too, so they can have a companion for all the years if they choose. Only one though. This being has had countless lovers and friends, and they have seen them all fade away as time passes. The being tells one of their lovers, whom they’ve been with for ten years or so, about their ability, and the lover begs to have the energy shared with them so they can be together for eternity.

"I can’t," the immortal says.

"Why not?" the lover asks.

"I’m already sharing my power."

"With who?"

The immortal looks down. “My cat.”

3 days ago on August 29th | J | 13,893 notes
3 days ago on August 29th | J | 1,170 notes

algrenion:

overlypolitebisexual:

whenever i see these post-apocalyptic films set in the USA where everyone is pretty much just killing each other with no mention of other nations i always just assume that the rest of the world is fine and has learnt how to resume life as normal

 

3 days ago on August 29th | J | 183,268 notes
bretzkysbs:

I wish I could time travel and hand this box to my 8 year old self. I’d be my hero.

bretzkysbs:

I wish I could time travel and hand this box to my 8 year old self. I’d be my hero.

1 week ago on August 25th | J | 11 notes
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what-the-hecky-heck:

deadpool-scar-bro:

Tiny Hamster in a Tiny Playground

this kills the man

The fact that the hamster went on all three main parts of the playground made me extremely happy.

1 week ago on August 25th | J | 9,639 notes

radicalfruit:

a-s-d-f-g-h-j-k-l-no:

gorillamunchies:

why does this make me feel mad

Because he’s considered powerful, and she’s considered a whore.

*shots fired*

1 week ago on August 24th | J | 337,740 notes