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face-down-asgard-up:

parteira:

charminglyantiquated:

a little love story about mermaids and tattoos

THE WAY SHE JUST TOSSED HERSELF IN LOLOLOL

SO CUTE

1 hour ago on July 28th | J | 104,933 notes

Playing Mass Effect

Alliance: THEYRE ALREADY AT THE MOON WHAT HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE HOW DID THEY GET THROUGH OUR DEFENSES I DONT UNDERSTAND WHAT ARE WE DEALING WITH
Shepard: Well they are reapers...
Entire galaxy: HOW DO WE STOP THEM IF ONLY WE HAD KNOWN EARLIER WE COULD HAVE PREPARED
Shepard: ...
4 hours ago on July 27th | J | 913 notes

praggnificent:

robotsquid:

"MAN THIS STORY I’M WRITING IS GONNA BE SO GOOD I’M SO PUMPED"

"I CAN’T WAIT TO DEVELOP THE SHIT OUT OF THESE CHARACTERS"

"HOT DAMN THAT ONE SCENE NEAR THE MIDDLE IS GONNA BE BITCHIN’"

"THIS PLOT TWIST IS THE SINGLE BEST IDEA I’VE EVER HAD IN MY LIFE"

~one hour later~

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Months later….

4 hours ago on July 27th | J | 71,284 notes
spicyroll:

Tell me another story about The Shepherd
K well one time there was this asshole named Kai Leng that threatened the flock
Society6 | TeePublic

spicyroll:

Tell me another story about The Shepherd

K well one time there was this asshole named Kai Leng that threatened the flock

Society6 | TeePublic

4 hours ago on July 27th | J | 1,057 notes

no but those hair clips oh my god

its like something from totally spies or something

i can totally see a badass lady agent and her male sidekick getting tied up and theyre in imminent danger and so she like tells him to unclip her hairclip and hes like wtf and then she just saws through the rope with itand i jujst love it ok thats all

5 hours ago on July 27th | J | 1 note
typette:

zeedikay:

drcabl3:

jessicreep:

kittydoom:

A Multi-Function Clip That Hides a Toolbox In Your Hair

Um yes!

I still want to bulk buy these and adonize  batch pink.

And it would still get stuck in my hair…

now THIS is what I’m fucking talking about
EDIT: IT FUNCTIONS AS A FUCKING ORANGE PEELER, AND EVEN A LAMP IF YOU HAVE A STRING AND SOME OIL. SERIOUSLY???

JUST IN CASE YOU APPARENTLY NEED AN EMERGENCY ONE FOR RELIGIOUS SERVICES?

typette:

zeedikay:

drcabl3:

jessicreep:

kittydoom:

A Multi-Function Clip That Hides a Toolbox In Your Hair

Um yes!

I still want to bulk buy these and adonize  batch pink.

And it would still get stuck in my hair…

now THIS is what I’m fucking talking about

EDIT: IT FUNCTIONS AS A FUCKING ORANGE PEELER, AND EVEN A LAMP IF YOU HAVE A STRING AND SOME OIL. SERIOUSLY???

JUST IN CASE YOU APPARENTLY NEED AN EMERGENCY ONE FOR RELIGIOUS SERVICES?

5 hours ago on July 27th | J | 37,712 notes
It’s on netflix
A crucial component of any recommendation  (via loryisunabletosupinate)
6 hours ago on July 27th | J | 754 notes
golemprince:

arE YOU SHITTING ME IM NOT EVEN PLAYING ANIMAL CROSSING GO AWAY

golemprince:

arE YOU SHITTING ME IM NOT EVEN PLAYING ANIMAL CROSSING GO AWAY

11 hours ago on July 27th | J | 1,768 notes
sales-aholic:

TODAY ONLY - Stop by your local Samsung Experience section of participating Best Buy stores to score your FREE The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 1 movie ticket, pin, and movie poster. All you have to do is watch the new trailer on the Galaxy Tablet and they’ll give you your freebies after. I just did it with my friend and got the above for FREE. You can search up the nearest participating Best Buy stores here or go through a list with the guidelines here instead. This freebie ends on Sunday, July 27th. Enjoy :)

sales-aholic:

TODAY ONLY - Stop by your local Samsung Experience section of participating Best Buy stores to score your FREE The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 1 movie ticket, pin, and movie poster. All you have to do is watch the new trailer on the Galaxy Tablet and they’ll give you your freebies after. I just did it with my friend and got the above for FREE. You can search up the nearest participating Best Buy stores here or go through a list with the guidelines here instead. This freebie ends on Sunday, July 27th. Enjoy :)

11 hours ago on July 27th | J | 44 notes

…Drivers of high-status vehicles were three times as likely to fail to yield at pedestrian crossings. In contrast, all the drivers of the least expensive type of car gave way to pedestrians.

Fascinated by these results, Piff and his colleagues then looked at what created these impulses to bad behaviour. In their laboratory, the richest students were more likely to consider “stealing or benefiting from things to which they were not entitled” than those from a middle-class or lower-class background…

The reason, it turns out, is that even thoughts of being wealthy can create a feeling of increased entitlement — you start to feel superior to everyone else and thus more deserving: something at the centre of narcissism. They found this was true of people who were, in real life, better off. Wealthier people were more likely to agree with statements like “I honestly feel I’m just more deserving than other people” and place themselves higher on a self-assessed “class ladder” that indicated increasing levels of income, education and job prestige. This had straightforward and clearly measurable effects on behaviour.

Well-off people were less likely to help a person who entered the laboratory in distress, unless they had just watched a video about child poverty. In a series of controlled experiments, lower-income people and those who identified themselves as being on a relatively low social rung were consistently more generous with limited goods than upper-class participants were.

Outside the lab, Piff found that the rich donated a smaller percentage of their wealth than poorer people. In 2011, the wealthiest Americans, those with earnings in the top 20%, contributed 1.3% of their income to charity, while those in the bottom 20% donated 3.2% of their income. The trend to meanness was worst in plush suburbs where everyone had a high income, and never laid eyes on a poor person. Insulation from people in need, Piff concluded, dampened charitable impulses.

14 hours ago on July 27th | J | 260 notes