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bretzkysbs:

I wish I could time travel and hand this box to my 8 year old self. I’d be my hero.

bretzkysbs:

I wish I could time travel and hand this box to my 8 year old self. I’d be my hero.

3 days ago on August 25th | J | 11 notes
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what-the-hecky-heck:

deadpool-scar-bro:

Tiny Hamster in a Tiny Playground

this kills the man

The fact that the hamster went on all three main parts of the playground made me extremely happy.

3 days ago on August 25th | J | 7,314 notes

radicalfruit:

a-s-d-f-g-h-j-k-l-no:

gorillamunchies:

why does this make me feel mad

Because he’s considered powerful, and she’s considered a whore.

*shots fired*

5 days ago on August 24th | J | 324,562 notes

owl-vortex:

Animals made out of fruit and vegetables

5 days ago on August 24th | J | 13,061 notes

allons-yalexa:

bernardclairvaux:

wifis-lildevil:

0 to 100 real quick

but imagine pulling the wrong lipstick when youre not paying attention

wanna know how i got these scars

5 days ago on August 23rd | J | 140,228 notes
shingekinokyojinheaven:

awwww-cute:

The face she gives me when she wants to get on the couch

let her on the damn couch you monster

shingekinokyojinheaven:

awwww-cute:

The face she gives me when she wants to get on the couch

let her on the damn couch you monster

5 days ago on August 23rd | J | 391,801 notes

look-to-the-trees:

I’d be more excited for autumn if Florida actually acknowledged it

5 days ago on August 23rd | J | 32 notes

dggus:

i talk a lot of shit for someone who can’t choose rude dialogue options in games because i’m scared of hurting a characters feelings

5 days ago on August 23rd | J | 132,136 notes

riddlemehiddleston:

greeleys:

reshiham:

This Is Getting Out Of Hand.png

WHY DO I EVEN LEAVE THE INTERNET, SERIOUSLY

it ended here because nobody knows what the wiggly brackets are called

5 days ago on August 23rd | J | 295,277 notes

darlingeddiegluskin:

super-gay-natural:

esper-sparrow:

when people get angry at you for liking snakes

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THAT IS THE CUTEST FUCKING SNAKE

"I am my own blankie."

5 days ago on August 23rd | J | 207,763 notes