I am a potted plant



i made a new skyrim character whose main goal in life is to steal all of the cheese in skyrim for herself


she hasn’t gotten very far yet but she’s off to a good start


three cities worth of cheese… i’d call that progress

6 hours ago on July 25th | J | 24,277 notes


it’s weird playing mass effect 3 because you come across all these feuds between different races of aliens that have existed for centuries and seemingly nothing can possibly get them to reconcile but then shepard steps in and it’s like




8 hours ago on July 25th | J | 10,481 notes


stop enforcing the idea that u need 2 be in a relationship 2 be happy sometimes u just need more cereal

8 hours ago on July 25th | J | 62,183 notes

why he lick me


why he lick me

23 hours ago on July 25th | J | 204,711 notes


I decided to jump on the band wagon and make altaria electric type

1 day ago on July 24th | J | 51 notes


out of all the aspects of millennial-bashing, i think the one that most confuses me is the “millennials all got trophies as a kid, so now they’re all self-centered narcissists” theory

like— kids are pretty smart, y’all. they can see that every kid on the team gets a trophy and is told they did a good job; they can also see that not every kid on the team deserves a trophy, and not everyone did do a good job

the logical conclusion to draw from this is not “i’m great and i deserve praise”— it’s “no matter how mediocre i am, people will still praise me to make me feel better, so i can’t trust any compliments or accolades i receive”

this is not a recipe for overconfidence and narcissism. it is a recipe for constant self-guessing, low self-esteem, and a distrust of one’s own abilities and skills.

where did this whole “ugh millennials think their so-so work is super great” thing even come from it is a goddamn mystery

1 day ago on July 24th | J | 11,757 notes



loitering is basically the illegal act of existing while not spending money

isn’t capitalism fun

1 day ago on July 24th | J | 69,031 notes


when u accidentally click a link so u dont release the mouse and kind of slowly drag away from the link. threat avoided. citizens safe. for now.

1 day ago on July 24th | J | 62,967 notes


what if instead of saying nip slip we said nipple slipple

1 day ago on July 24th | J | 110,358 notes






My parents aren’t home

You know what that means

*sits in the living room instead of sealing myself away in my room*

this is too accurate 

*parents close the door*, *emerges slowly from room like an easily startled deer*

*Parents come home* *scurries back to room like frightened squirrel*

Y’all think this is a joke but it’s 100% accurate

1 day ago on July 24th | J | 432,387 notes